once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

(via allforloganbtr)

  • Me: oh thats cute
  • *checks price tag*
  • Me: no its not

Hate when I get determined to do something like Hw, college apps or working out. And right when I’m about to do it something pisses me off.
So I don’t do it.
Fucking anger.


you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

(Source: oknope, via princequeerdeer)

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